Berenice Segura

Are you threatening me with violence

13th Jan 2019 Source: anti-capitalistlesbianwitch 225,704 notes

jewishbookwyrm:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
myrddraaleatsyellowsnow:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?
i straight up get rid of carbon.
carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?
That’s the bitch
well mood

(via notjustanotherrobert)

13th Jan 2019 Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 7,479 notes

whiskysourz:

lace:
Straight people when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on:
It’s okay you can say shape of you

(via waterjugs)

13th Jan 2019 Source: lace 60,566 notes

broxcub:

When gays see each other out and about

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9th Jan 2019 Source: youtube.com 30,820 notes

coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:
novitiate2017:
Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace
this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

(via rosegoldentattoo)

8th Jan 2019 Source: novitiate2017 105,192 notes

keena-kapu:

spaghettisenpai:
kimreesesdaughter:
You know what…..
same energy

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8th Jan 2019 Source: blacktwittercomedy.com 83,802 notes

so-discreetly-sympathetic:

danefonda:
and the award for best carol burnett goes to…carol burnett
It’s what she deserves

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8th Jan 2019 Source: danefonda 2,208 notes

the-rogue-apostate:

Oh my god
Originally posted by cutepetplanet

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8th Jan 2019 166,890 notes

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8th Jan 2019 Source: dekoi2501post 100,891 notes

the-prolefeed:

wackcauldron:
sapiosexualmcride:
wackcauldron:
critical-perspective:
pietriarchy:
everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces
wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie
this the video you’re talking about?
YES THANK YOU

(via 1rainbowkid)

8th Jan 2019 Source: twitch.tv 108,174 notes